Sex Education!

Ever had to give the talk about the birds and the bees? Well, if you preparing to take on the task remember the advice a 92 year old woman gave to her daughter: “Keep yer ‘and on yer tuppence ‘n’ you won’t go far wrong!”.

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I Heard Them In A Cafe………….

You can’t beat those wonderful sayings passed from generation to generation. I was having a coffee in a supermarket cafe earlier today when I got chatting to a lady. Somehow the subject moved to wealthy, arrogant people who sometimes think they rule the world, simply because they have a few ££££s in their pocket. She looked me in the eye and said: “Remember love, they can’t take it with them. Shrouds don’t have pockets!”. Fantastic!

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Life Murders Innocence!

The honesty of children is both wonderful and hilarious. I was walking in the street the other day when I spotted a child staring at an overly large lady. After a few moments of concentrated thought the youngster took breath…….looked at his mum and loudly uttered the words every mother dreads…………. (more…)

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Entrepreneurs vs Accountants!

Someone once said to me:”Never let an accountant run your business, it will be death of you,” but, surely, there has to be a half way house between the figure people and the would be millionaires? Let me tell you a story! (more…)

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